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Terry
 Posted: Jul 9 2018, 04:03 AM
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Why can't pigs be trusted with secrets?

Because they squeal

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Terry
 Posted: Jul 11 2018, 06:00 AM
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crummy

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Terry
 Posted: Jul 12 2018, 06:29 AM
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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Terry
 Posted: Jul 13 2018, 10:58 AM
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How do you tell what gender an ant is?

Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant, if it floats it's buoyant.

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bumperlady
 Posted: Jul 13 2018, 11:13 AM
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QUOTE (Terry @ Jul 13 2018, 10:58 AM)
How do you tell what gender an ant is?

Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant, if it floats it's buoyant.


Arghh, it's no good someones going to have to sit on your pocket joke book. //files.jcink.net/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

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Terry
 Posted: Jul 14 2018, 07:25 AM
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with both of my eyes closed

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Terry
 Posted: Jul 15 2018, 06:11 AM
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Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike

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Terry
 Posted: Jul 16 2018, 05:55 AM
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What did the mom coffee bean say to the kid coffee bean? You're grounded.

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Terry
 Posted: Yesterday at 09:51 am
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Wife : "My gynecologist says I can't have sex for the next two weeks."

Husband: "What did your dentist say?"...

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Wife : "My gynecologist says I can't have sex for the next two weeks."

Husband: "What did your dentist say?"...

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 Posted: Today at 05:23 am
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What did the tired artist say? I'm all drawn out

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